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People who listen to voicemail over speakerphone


How can we cure this? Easy: Leave the offender a voicemail thanking him for his/her recent submission to "SheepLovers.com" and add that while lambs and bondage are uneasy bedfellows at best, that "your (ewe-r?)email/phonecall/epistolary really covered the legal and social ramifications thereof". Conclude by thanking him/her for the donations and all the years of support.
Posted by peon on 05/08/01

Forget the talking, just leave a recording of various loud barn yard animals. If I heard that coming from down the hall it would be HIGH-larious.
Posted by Bacon on 05/09/01

We used to leave scary messages on their voicemail. Like scream a non-threatening word over and over. "Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound!" It gets creepy after awhile.
Posted by miller on 05/09/01

Further annoyance caused by those
same folks who respond to voicemail
using their speakerphone.

Posted by Pete Moss on 05/10/01

No no no - you call up, leave a message that says, hey I had a really great time with your wife last night at the party. You guys make great cocktails. That'll get everyone within earshot looking at him.
Posted by daria on 05/12/01

The worst part of it is that she sits in the cubicle right outside my office door. I would feel like a jerk just politely asking her to stop, because at least I can close my door and she can't. (So far the fact that I shut my door every time she does it has not made an impression on her.)

And she plays the dialup sounds every time! For some reason this is like fingernails on a blackboard to me!

Phew, thanks for letting me know I am not alone.

Posted by Chris on 05/15/01

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