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How Big Macs look in real life compared to how they look in commercials


Trust me, you wouldn't want to eat the food in the pictures. They use lacquer, petroleum jelly, paint, baby oil, you name it, to give the photographed food a more appetizing look.
Posted by Pastor of Muppets on 05/09/01

yeah but the meat patty is the size of a quarter in real life.. is that what they mean by quarter-pounder?
Posted by neil on 05/09/01

They could at lease line up the bun, burger, lettuce etc to that the cheese isn't stuck on the wrapper and the musturd isn't all over your hand!
Posted by Trish on 05/10/01

It's quite clear to me -- the only time McDonald's is any good is when you are rolling drunk and you inhale it in five seconds.

Eat McDonald's when you're sober and you're bound for disappointment.

(Actually, that rule works for a lot of life. Try it out some time)

Posted by (funnypseudonym) on 05/10/01

So you actually want quality from Macfood?

Get Real...

Posted by BM on 05/17/01

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