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A tribute to booze
Determine your social class based on what you drink
Twin Cities' bar guide and exclusive meat market rating
How to make a martini
Hangover Helper®
The Sauced 16
Supper Club Nation

Inside:
A Tribute to Booze
It'll bring a tear to your eye.
Determine Your Social Class Based on What You Drink
If you drink martinis after dinner, you are a prole.
Twin Cities' Bar Guide and Exclusive Meat Market Rating
Is your favorite bar a meat market?
How to Make a Martini
The Cosmopolitan?! I'm not sure what that is, but it's not a martini.
Hangover Helper®
Until a cure is found, here are a few things you can do to prevent a hangover from ruining your day.
The Sauced 16
16 beers were put through a grueling taste test. Which one will be crowned the victor?
See Also:
Supper Club Nation (opens in new window)
This entry into the 2000 5k site design competition also serves as a handy drink-making guide.

drunk by any other name
> 3 quarts drunk
> 3 sheets to the wind
> 12 gauged
> 40 under
> 86'ed
> 9 sheets to the wind
> about to chunder
> addled
> airlocked
> anesthetized
> animated
> annihilated
> arsefaced
> arse-holed
> assed up
> back teeth well afloat
> banged-up
> barfelnugen
> battered
> bazookaed out of my endoplasmic reticulum
> beer-gogglin'
> beered & shot
> beltered
> bent
> beschmuddled
> betty booped
> Betty Ford-ed
> beved up
> bevied
> biffed
> bile heavin'
> bladdered
> blacken'd
> blasted
> blazed
> blazooed
> bleazin'
> blended
> blind
> blit
> blithered
> blitzed
> blitzkrieged
> blocked
> bloody pissed
> blootered
> blotto
> blotto'd
> blown
> blued
> boiled
> boinked
> bollock-eyed
> bollixed
> boofy blitzed
> boogered up
> boozed
> bomb-boozled
> bombed
> bonkered
> Boris Yeltsin
> both eyes in one socket
> bottlestruck
> boxed
> brewed
> bricked
> bucked up
> buckled
> buggered
> Buicked
> bulletproof
> bumfuzzled
> burgled
> busheled
> busted up
> buttered
> buttfaced
> buzzed
> cabbaged
> caked
> Canadian
> can't hit your ass with both hands
> captained
> catching a heat
> carrying too much sail
> carvered
> cased
> casters up
> chootled
> chopped
> clattered
> clobbered
> clobstered
> cocido
> cocked
> cocked off your ass
> cock-eyed
> Colt 45'd
> comfortably numb
> commode hugging
> conked
> cookin' with gas
> cootered
> cop-sluggin' drunk
> corroded
> crapped
> crappers
> crocked
> crooked
> cross-eyed
> crumpled
> crunk
> crushed
> cunted
> curbed
> d.u.i.ed
> dacked!
> damaged
> Dean Martoonied
> debacled
> debauched
> denatured
> diced
> dinged up
> dingleberried
> discombobulated
> diZZy
> done
> down the drain
> down under
> drank
> dripping
> dronken
> drowned
> drunk as a bicycle
> drunk as a coon hunter
> drunk as a fiddler's bitch
> drunk as a lord
> drunk as a mook
> drunk as a mule
> drunk as a rat
> drunk as a skunk
> drunk as 10 Indians
> drunk as fuck
> drunk like Sinatra
> drunk till next sunday
> drunk to the nines
> drunker than 700 dollars
> drunker than a sack of assholes
> drunker than a shithouse rat
> drunker than a Southern Baptist Preacher at a High School Dance
> drunker than a waltzing piss ant
> drunker than Cooter Brown
> easy
> eatin' dirt
> effed up
> el whappo'd
> embalmed
> entre deux vins
> eyes like piss holes in the snow
> faced
> faded
> fallen down
> farshnushked
> feelin' pain free
> feng shuied
> filled with courage
> fired up
> fitzschnookered
> five winos gone
> fizzaded
> fizzy
> flagged
> flambayed
> flurbed
> fluthered
> flying in the dirt
> fnarkled
> folded
> foobed
> foxed
> fractured
> Franz Liszt
> fried
> Fruit Looped
> fubar
> fubar'd
> fuck faced
> fucked
> fucked up
> fuckered up
> fueled
> full
> full as a state school hat rack
> fully loaded
> Fung Hoed
> fup duck
> fwasted
> fwazzed
> gargled
> gas'd
> gashed
> gassed up
> gatted
> gazompt'd
> gee-eyed
> giggly
> gitted
> glazed
> glazed like a $3 whore
> gone
> gone Canadian
> goo goo eyed
> gooched
> goofied
> googly
> gooned
> got a snootful
> got the wobbly boots on
> graved
> grass grabbin'
> greased
> gubbered
> guttered
> gut fucked
> guts up
> habuji
> half cut
> half in the bag
> half in the wrapper
> half jigged
> half kicked in the ass
> half shaved
> halfway to Baghdad
> hammered
> hammied
> heated
> heavy drunk
> heckled
> helmetschmitted
> heroic
> hickory-smoked
> hog whimpering
> hog wild
> hooched up
> hooshed
> hosed
> housed
> howling
> humidified
> hurt
> illuminated
> in a delicate condition
> in the bag
> in the grip of the grape
> in the ozone
> in your cups
> inebriated
> inflaminated
> intoxicated
> invincible
> invisi-blind
> irish
> jack assed
> Jaegered
> jagged
> jaked
> Jimmy Hendrixed
> Jan Michael Vincented
> Joe B'd
> jolly
> joused
> juiced
> just about right
> kaiboshed
> kalide
> keemooed
> kershnickered
> kettled
> keyed
> knackered
> knee walking
> knee-walkin' pecker wavin' drunk
> lagered up
> laid back
> lamped
> langered
> lappy legged
> larruped
> lashed
> lathered up
> leathered
> legless
> less than vital
> licked (as in liquored up)
> liggidy-loaded
> liquidated
> liquored
> lit
> lit up
> lit up like Christmas
> liver-lubed
> Liza Minellied
> loaded
> locked
> Long Island Tea'd
> looped
> loose
> lost in the sauce
> lubed
> lubricated
> macked
> mad with it
> maggoted
> majorly cocked
> mangled
> marinated
> Mary Queen of Scots
> mashed
> merloaded
> messed up
> mingin
> monkey assed
> moistened
> mollared up
> monstered
> moonshined
> mortaled
> mowed over
> mulakered
> mullocked
> mullered
> munted
> muttonised (off me chops)
> N'awlins'ed up
> newted
> nicely boxed
> nished
> nissed as a pewt
> noodled
> not in Kansas anymore
> numb
> obfuscated
> obliterated
> off my ringer
> off my trolley
> off tap
> off the plank
> off your ass
> off your face
> off your tits
> oiled
> on autopilot
> on the beer scooter
> on the turps
> on tilt
> ongeshnoshked
> ork faced
> ossified
> out of my gourd
> out of my tree
> out of your face
> over refreshed
> over served
> packaged
> pacté (French)
> painted
> pants-shittin' drunk
> paralytic
> pasted
> pedo
> perked
> pervin'
> pickled
> pie-eyed
> piffed
> pished
> piss-ass backwards
> piss-ass drunk
> piss-tanked
> pissed
> pissed as a fart
> pissed as a maggot
> pissed as a mattress
> pissed as a newt
> pissed as a parrot
> pissed as a tit
> pissed up
> pissitively possed
> pissy
> pissy-eyed drunk
> pist
> pixelated
> plastered
> plonkered
> ploogooed
> plotzed
> plowed
> plundered
> pluttered
> po na na'd
> polated
> poleaxed
> polished
> polluted
> poo poo'ed
> popped
> porcelain-ready
> potted
> power wasted
> pre-hungovered
> quashed
> ranked
> rare form
> ratarsed
> rat assed
> rat faced
> razzed
> red-eyed
> riding on a full tank
> right sidewayed
> ripe
> ripped
> ripped to the tits
> roaring
> rocked
> rocket fueled
> rooted
> rotten
> rubbered
> ruined
> running on premium
> sacked
> sailin'
> sauced
> saucey
> schickered
> schlitzed
> schmaltzed
> schnapp'd
> schnockered
> schwacked
> scoobied
> scoopered
> scrambled
> scraped
> screwed
> scuttered
> seasoned
> shackled
> shamrocked
> shattered
> shatfaced
> shedded
> sheded
> shellacked
> shitbagged on the pemi
> shittowed
> shit babied
> shit bombed
> shitcanned
> shitfaced
> shit hammered
> shit housed
> shit licked
> shit wrecked
> shitty
> shitty-ass-nasty
> shnockered
> shredded
> shwilly
> sidewalk lickin' drunk
> sideways
> simmerin'
> skitted
> skunked
> slam hammered
> slammed
> slaughtered
> slightly less than perpendicular
> slitted
> slap-ass drunk
> sloppy
> sloppy like soup
> sloshed
> slotted
> smacked up
> smashed
> smoked
> smothered
> snatch't
> snicker-doodled
> snockered
> snookered
> snooted
> snot-flying drunk
> snot-suckin, knee walkin, gutter sleepin drunk
> soaked to the gills
> sober impaired
> soused
> southern comforted
> sozzled
> spaghetti-headed
> spangled
> spanked
> spannered
> sparkling like the 4th of July
> spaz-ratted
> spent
> splotched
> squiffy
> squirrely
> steamed
> steaming
> stewed
> stewed to the gills
> stiff
> stinken
> stink whistled
> stink'in
> stinko paralytico
> stinko'd
> stinky drunk
> stocious
> stokered
> stolichnyed
> stonkered
> stumblin'
> stupid
> stupified
> swacked
> swallied
> sweatin' stoli
> sweaved
> swerved
> swilled
> swizzled
> tajado
> tacoed
> tanked
> tatered
> tattooed
> taxed
> Ted Kennedy-ed
> teetered
> ten feet tall and bulletproof
> terminated
> three sheets to the wind
> thrashed
> throttled
> tiddly
> tight
> tile counting
> time traveling
> tippled
> tipsy
> tired and emotional
> tit tickled
> tits up
> tizzed
> to' up from the flo' up
> toasted
> toastified
> toe-up
> toilet huggin' drunk
> toodled
> toonst
> tooted
> toozered
> tore back
> tore up
> torn
> Toshed
> toxic
> totaled
> trampled
> trashed
> trashed out of my bracket
> treed
> trolleyed
> trousered
> tubed
> twatted
> tweaked
> tweeter-myer'd
> twisted
> under the weather
> untidy
> vision-impaired
> waa-zooed
> waazey
> wacked
> walking calamady
> wanked hard
> wankered
> warped
> washed
> wasted
> waxed
> wazzed
> wearing a big hat
> wearin' sake goggles
> wearing the wobbly boots
> weeble wobbled
> welched
> well beyond useless
> well gone
> well oiled
> wet
> wet as a wanker's whistle
> whack-assed
> whaled
> what the fucked
> wheelchaired
> wheeled
> wide
> wined
> wiped
> wingdinged
> wire faced
> wobbly
> wobbly kneed
> woozey
> worked
> wrecked
> written off
> x filed
> Zambonied
> zeroed
> zinged
> zipped
> zoned
> zonged
> zonked
> zooted


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