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Determine Your Social Class Based on What You Drink
No, really.
This rating system is based heavily on Paul Fussell's book Class, possibly the most important book ever written. Of course, how you speak, what you wear, the items in your living room, and what time you eat dinner all have a great deal to do with your social class, but what you drink says a lot, too. |
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Mixed Drinks/Liquor |
Wine |
Beer |
| upper/upper middle |
> vodka with water or on the rocks
> scotch with water or on the rocks
> bloody marys (before 3 pm) |
> dry whites |
> bottled european imports |
| middle |
> vodka with tonic
> scotch and soda
> bourbon and ginger
> anything with brandy
> bloody marys (after 3 pm) |
> white zinfandel
> Riunite |
> domestic bottles (including all microbrews) |
prole
(proletarian) |
> anything with schnapps of any kind
> martinis after dinner
> seven and seven
> daiquiris, stinger mists, brandy Alexanders, sweet manhattans (before dinner) |
> fruit wine (before dinner)
> any wine in a box |
> domestic cans
> Zima |
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