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being in love with an ex-girlfriend

13 comments

just got an email from the ex i still love, shes been dumped by the guy she dumped me for. karma.
Posted by dan on 05/09/01

Think, murder-suicide.
Posted by PD on 05/09/01

i still love my x, and it's been 2 years, she's had roughly 5 relationships since then, me I don't even leave the house
Posted by brian on 05/09/01

After all the shit that needy women get, what about NEEDY MEN!?!?!?!? Or maybe they just call those STALKERS? I had an ex-boyfriend pine after me for over two years. Do you think that makes you seem *more* desirable?
Posted by Get Over It! on 05/09/01

Agreed. You guys holding out need to realize that you aren't winning any prize for being the most pathetic. Try dating someone else and see if that helps.
Posted by PD on 05/10/01

You just need to take that love and turn it into hate.
Posted by X on 05/10/01

Agreed. Wierd, twisted hate, involving voodoo barbie dolls and camouflage face paint. That'll fix things up.
Posted by wright on 05/10/01

What if you are going out with a girl and she is like, best friends, with her former boyfriend, and they hang out and see each other for lunch and shit?
Posted by san_tropez on 05/10/01

Then you are called a SUCKER!
Posted by Open Your Eyes! on 05/10/01

Yeah, that's me having lunch with your girl. Tell her I want my Nike's back. They're under her bed...
Posted by Punkass on 05/15/01

But she gave such good head...
I don't know if I'm still in love with the ex-girlfriend, but I am in lust with her.
Posted by Havre de Grace on 06/27/01

But she gave such good head...
I don't know if I'm still in love with the ex-girlfriend, but I am in lust with her.
Posted by Havre de Grace on 06/27/01

Best way to get over this is the G***ge Clo*ney/rappers method; hate women.

Once you eventually begin to hate her and other women, you'll be ok.

Spend all your time treating them like crap and they keep coming back. Ever heard the phrases "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen", or "Nice guys finish last"... There's a reason they exist!

When it comes to women 2+2 doesn't equal 4!
Posted by Rich on 08/16/01

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