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The concept that more time at the office = more valuable employee

16 comments

Amen, brother...
Posted by VideoBored on 05/17/01

Face-timers are the worst. I posit not only that they are the least productive people in the office, but they actually affect the productivity of those around them.

They do serve one purpose: They make layoffs look good.

Posted by sc on 05/17/01

Companies that allow face-timing are worse than the people themselves. Is it that difficult to know when your employees are idiots -- or when they do nothing? When I managed in my previous life, I was able to figure that out... without micromanaging. Gimme a break.
Posted by John on 05/17/01

Oh ya getthis all the time, the longer you "look" busy, the supposedly better you are... nothing to do with quality of work
Posted by Don Logerstedt on 05/17/01

Actually, I'd say that the reason face-timers get away with it is because most managers are former face-timers made good.
Posted by sc on 05/17/01

back in the day of actual work (the thermodynamic kind with shovels and dirt), the word was walk fast and look busy. face-time is the office version
Posted by dogger on 05/17/01

I've always believed that I can be twice as unproductive at work as I can at home. Witness my contribution to the sucklist!
Posted by Saint Nick on 05/18/01

What is face-timing? I'm probably doing it right now, unknowingly...
Posted by jt on 05/21/01

More convenient to call it 'eye service'. The do things only when the boss' around and watching. It's all meant for one thing only - fool without being fooled.
Posted by Kola Rasheed on 05/25/01

face timing good thing l dont do the office thingy
Posted by opie on 06/18/01

oh l see , see and be seen so you look like your earning your keep.Stupid shit.Hey do your work then they leave you alone and if they bother you you say fuck off busy working you prick why dont you do the same fucker.Thats what l do and you become untouchable its a good thing
Posted by opie on 06/18/01

Why not just work, why play office vacation
Posted by turniphead on 07/09/01

I just DARE ANYONE who wants to know what I do with my time, teaching 550 elementary school children ART every day ! MKO
Posted by MKO on 09/21/01

Correction- I meant to say that the 550 kids I teach during a week is on a 4 day schedule - sorry ! 5 one hour- long classes back - to back, with one hour in the middle for planning and food, if you eat the crap they serve in the cafeteria. UGH! Any of you young fathers out there? MKO
Posted by MKO on 09/21/01

Hey why not admit it,work in general sucks.Why pretend it doesen't suck.Everyone knows'society"conditions you from birth practically by subtle cocercion to like working all day for assholes just to eat,when because of taxes and other bullshit you can't keep your own land that you already paid for without paying MORE taxes on it,as long as you live.So you end up paying to exist with your valuable life-time doing shit you hate,even though you NEVER signed a damn contract for wage slavery when you were born.An indentured servant for all your life,because everyone else in this crackpot culture is convinced this is ProDuCtive or something.Being unhappy everyday and PAYING for it too...All day sucking up to a pompous idiot you don't give a fart sideways about brownnosing people that are annoying as hell,just to eat when you could fuckitall and learn to grow it yourself learn some real life skills and have your life back.IF you had the friggin TIME and MONEY to learn it. THIS work RACKET is what really sucks.
Posted by whut? on 02/25/02

Hey why not admit it,work in general sucks.Why pretend it doesen't suck.Everyone knows'society"conditions you from birth practically by subtle cocercion to like working all day for assholes just to eat,when because of taxes and other bullshit you can't keep your own land that you already paid for without paying MORE taxes on it,as long as you live.So you end up paying to exist with your valuable life-time doing shit you hate,even though you NEVER signed a damn contract for wage slavery when you were born.An indentured servant for all your life,because everyone else in this crackpot culture is convinced this is ProDuCtive or something.Being unhappy everyday and PAYING for it too...All day sucking up to a pompous idiot you don't give a fart sideways about brownnosing people that are annoying as hell,just to eat when you could fuckitall and learn to grow it yourself learn some real life skills and have your life back.IF you had the friggin TIME and MONEY to learn it. THIS work RACKET is what really sucks.
Posted by whut? on 02/25/02


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